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A house.
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Eight cartoon characters.
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A million cameras.
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Who will it be?
Who will it be?
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The producers are from the family of one of us.
by having someone visit...
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...they decided to surprise us.
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I hope he becomes a member of my family.
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Cheese wheel flag fred...
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...brick shadow Lintsue,
or like the prom queen shroud doll.
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Ling-ling really wants her father to visit.
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He's a great fighter/dry cleaner.
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The classic sentence he always says...
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...if there is no coupon, there is no washing.
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Guys, look!
Someone is coming.
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From the moment I saw the horse and carriage...
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...someone from my kingdom
I knew you were coming.
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But it's a short car
My heart broke when I saw it.
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Why? Why did he have to come?
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F*ck me.
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Everyone, this is my special cousin Bleh.
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Clara has a mentally disabled cousin...
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...nobody knew, but that was okay.
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Foxxy Five, formerly of special interest
He used to give concerts for needy children.
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And these people have big foreheads
They have such big hearts.
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"My name is Sam, well written and
"An extremely well-acted, sad movie"
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Compliments from Adam Nayman from Eye weekly magazine.
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What nonsense is this?
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That's just, with the movie My Name is Sam
He can express relevant criticisms.
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This was fun. Goodbye!
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Someone slow, never this much
I didn't see it go that fast.
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Oh yes! How I nailed it!
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Yes!
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My father didn't come again.
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Ling-ling should not surprise you at all.
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Just like my first fight.
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It's just like the kids playing a football match.
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Poor Ling-ling, her father didn't come
He was disappointed about it.
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Honey, your daddy didn't come
I'm so sorry about this.
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We still love you
right Toot?
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Ok!
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Ling-ling, you taste strange.
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Let's go Bleh,
There is no one around.
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But after that,
There are no other potty breaks.
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"My name is Sam, in front of the TV
"made for crying"
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Am I ashamed of my cousin?
I know it looks like this.
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But nothing escapes the truth.
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Hey, Clara!
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What's up girl?
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You know, none of us are stupid...
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...didn't really get a chance to hang out.
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Bleh? What does Bleh mean?
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This is your nonsense like "liberation"
one of your words?
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No, Bleh is your cousin.
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Clara?
Why is your lamp drooling?
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I think we're being told about electricity.
It reminds us that we need to save money.
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Clara, to make you ashamed of your cousin
You don't have a reason.
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Ashamed?
I am not ashamed.
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Like a lamp to Bleh
stop behaving already.
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It's not that lamp, Clara.
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Those who have real feelings,
a real person.
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Foxxy was probably right.
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Damn, Miss knows everything.
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I should have killed him when I had the chance.
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Give me your hand!
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Give me the first face!
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This doesn't make any sense.
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Last time we licked ling-ling...
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...we were all high.
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But now, nothing happened.
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Actually, mine got a little bit higher, but...
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...I didn't get high.
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What's your deal?
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I don't feel anything, do you?
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Nothing.
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Maybe we should eat the ling-ling.
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Why, when something doesn't work...
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...your first reaction is always to eat it?
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What?
What are you doing?
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I couldn't find the remote control.
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You know there is someone who can solve this.
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- Professor!
- Professor!
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I found.
Take it easy.
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What you see here
African camel frog.
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Secret hallucination...
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...appears when he is afraid.
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Yes, This...
I didn't know this.
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"Cool kids" getting high
whenever they want...
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...they scare the frogs and then
They lick their skin.
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All the cool kids, you say?
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Now Ling-Ling, asian exchange card
Let's take the fighting monster.
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Whenever he gets disappointed...
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...the same type of hallucination will occur.
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Ahh, I want to be cool too!
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So Ling-Ling, her father's
Experiencing your absence...
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...while experiencing disappointment...
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...when you start kissing Ling-Ling...
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...technically speaking, you fly.
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So just dream Ling-Ling
When he gets frustrated, huh?
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Don't look, but there's a fool at 3 o'clock.
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It looks like I was able to reach the princess.
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Clara asks Bleh to make him feel ashamed.
He must understand that it is not the cause.
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We are all adults.
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Dude, let's egg this idiot!
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We don't agree with you.
Do you mind?
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No, no
Of course not.
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Don't be stupid!
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Man, Clara's cousin is so hot!
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Damn, he's like stupid hot.
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Bleh to hang out with our guys...
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...I'm happy to bring it here.
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Look at him like he's one of the group
They behave.
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Bleh�i canceled beautiful and bright
Since the program of things...
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...I've never seen you having so much fun.
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Stay a little longer, take a few more turns
Are you sure you don't want to play?
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No, it's getting late, and yours
We do not want to hinder your manly work.
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Good night!
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"My name is Sam,
She's fascinated by Sean Penn"
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New York post, compliments from lou lumenick
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I'm first.
Hooray!
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It is delicate.
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He's so hot.
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Oh, spanky.
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What?
Oh okay.
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This Bleh, man...
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...I definitely dip my dick in and out of it.
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Listen dude, no matter how hot he is...
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You can't put a hole in one of the private education schools.
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Oh yes, and how can I,
I mean, that perfect girl.
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In a normal line
wonderful breasts...
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and less pillow talk.
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Dude, you're just talking.
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Look, I'm the one who says you can't sleep with her.
I have a big 20's.
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Let's make this 50 and get started.
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If you act like a fag like that
If you do, you can't play the game.
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I'm sorry.
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Ok. 50 dollars tells you
You won't be able to have sex with Bleh.
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Easy money.
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Captain Hero gives you a real...
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...will show you what a man should be like.
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Deadly kiss!
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Ever since Ling-ling came home...
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...praying for a fight
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Finally, L.Ron Hubbard is a neat...
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He answered my prayers with...
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Ling-Ling will kill you now and...
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...He will rise to the Shmah level!
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Wait, ling-ling.
It's just us.
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We are actually 3 heads spitting acid.
We are not monsters with needles.
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What? Won't I be able to fight the real monster?
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Oh, no, ling-ling.
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Instead of cheering you up...
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...accidentally dreamed of you
We are disappointing.
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Poor baby.
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Deadly kiss!
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Captain hero takes Bleh out...
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...I found it a little strange.
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And his intentions are pure
making sure it is...
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...it was my responsibility.
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So you're Captain Hero, right?
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Yes.
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So my little Bleh
A night on the town...
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...you came to take it out to spend time, huh?
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You know, bad things happened to Bleh...
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...I don't know what to do if something happens.
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Yes ma'am.
So, no ma'am.
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Son, you can make a human being with your bare hands...
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...what it's like to kill
Do you know that it is?
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I know.
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I...
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��Here comes Bleh!
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You look so, so gorgeous.
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"My name is Dakota Fanning in Sam,
It's worth the money you pay."
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What the hell was this?
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Added some protection.
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When you brought Bleh back
You will receive the antidote.
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Hey, ling-ling, are you excited for Christmas?
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Too bad, because there is no Santa Claus!
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I'm sure you're disappointed.
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Hey, look what I found in your ear!
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Is it a quadrant?
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Oh no!
It's a repair.
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Hey, ling-ling, are you excited for Christmas?
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Oh no!
It's a repair.
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Yes, I was sure now.
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At the end of the night I put something else on my belt.
one more notch...
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...and I would put 50 dollars in my pocket.
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Then I realized something.
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Bleh is truly a very special person.
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But he is not special as a disabled person...
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He is special in all the ways we know.
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'Did you know you're my hero?'
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OK!
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'You are everything I want to be'
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'I can fly higher than an eagle'
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I don't like these things.
They scare me!
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�Under my wings�
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�U�studied�
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From high above the sky
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� It's so high it's almost... �
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Bleh, you are my wings
You are the wind beneath you.
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"contrived, manipulative,
and shamelessly emotional
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"From Rolling Stone magazine
Compliments from Peter Travis.
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Hey ling-ling, I have a penny.
No, there isn't.
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Children, children!
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Ling-ling is all over!
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What?!
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Don't do this to me, buddy!
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I need medicine. Come on!
Please my friend come on
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What do you want?
I'll do anything!
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I suck your dick!
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Are you crazy?
They will hear us!
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Bleh and I came home late at night.
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As for me, here it is now
We were in trouble.
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This was really great.
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Good night.
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Hey super stallion.
Did you sleep with him?
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Dude, back off!
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As you roughly said...
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"I didn't take it down its stinky pipe."
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It's nothing like that.
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So you guys are doing things "slowly"
You're making progress, huh?
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Do you understand what I did?
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Spanky, you don't understand at all.
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Nobody understands!
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While lying in bed...
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...over and over in my head
While reenacting our meeting...
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...the door started to knock.
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Who is there?
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Bleh! What are you doing?
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Listen Bleh, I'm that kind of guy
I'm not a man.
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Oh, no, no, no...
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Do not remove the helmet.
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I woke up that morning with a wonderful feeling.
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Everyone accepted me and my cousin.
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And that's really cool.
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Oh, isn't it such a wonderful day, Bleh?
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Bleh?
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Bleh?!
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-Captain Hero!
-Clara, it's not like you think!
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Get up, get up now!
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"My name is Sam,
"The more he looks at Sean Penn, the less embarrassed he is."
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Mike from USA Today
Compliments from Clark.
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I don't care.
We are going!
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You go right back to your cage!
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Look who's coming limping?
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You bastard!
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Clara reacted severely.
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I mean, Bleh is a grown man...
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...and completely his own
can make its decisions.
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Or can't.
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Still sitting with Clara
I have to explain what happened.
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Clara, I never expected this to happen.
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I have real feelings for him.
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If this is true.
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�it is.
256
00:14:26,933 --> 00:14:28,967
Then I am very happy for both of you.
257
00:14:28,968 --> 00:14:31,170
You are a good man
Captain Hero.
258
00:14:31,171 --> 00:14:33,005
I knew I could trust you.
259
00:14:33,006 --> 00:14:35,107
Here is the antidote.
260
00:14:36,343 --> 00:14:38,977
Well done, Captain Hero.
261
00:14:38,978 --> 00:14:41,980
Here, for you to have sex with Bleh
The bet we made is $50.
262
00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:45,184
So...
263
00:14:45,185 --> 00:14:49,655
Here's the 50 dollars you earned from me...
264
00:14:49,656 --> 00:14:52,291
...because your special cousin Bleh
that you will not have sex with...
265
00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:53,926
...we made a bet.
266
00:14:53,927 --> 00:14:56,128
But he actually had sex with her...
267
00:14:56,129 --> 00:14:58,564
...Oh yes, he did it for 50 dollars.
268
00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:01,133
Oh anyway, we saved it.
269
00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:07,539
Captain hero, it's yours again
I forbid you to see my cousin.
270
00:15:08,775 --> 00:15:10,676
Actually, I could be very angry with Spanky...
271
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...but you know
I won 50 dollars.
272
00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:16,382
Who is your daddy?
273
00:15:16,383 --> 00:15:19,485
'the big one over there' and 'the one over there'
I liked it.
274
00:15:30,363 --> 00:15:32,164
Look at poor Ling-Ling.
275
00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:33,932
We licked the whole life out of you.
276
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,234
What do we do now?
277
00:15:35,235 --> 00:15:36,235
Shake harder.
278
00:15:38,238 --> 00:15:39,571
Look at me!
279
00:15:39,572 --> 00:15:42,608
I became the person I hated the most.
280
00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:44,576
Someone who hits things with a stick?
281
00:15:44,577 --> 00:15:49,181
We thrust the ling-ling until it became numb.
282
00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:50,649
And for what?
283
00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:52,551
To fly?
284
00:15:52,552 --> 00:15:55,654
I guess just being cool isn't worth it.
285
00:15:59,025 --> 00:16:01,293
Come on, we have to fix this!
286
00:16:02,529 --> 00:16:05,396
�zg�m wooldor, Ling lingi all�
Until you get it out of your system...
287
00:16:05,397 --> 00:16:06,899
...you are staying here.
288
00:16:06,900 --> 00:16:10,135
This will be the hardest thing you've ever done.
289
00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:11,136
We'll see!
290
00:16:13,406 --> 00:16:15,474
I can't stand it!
291
00:16:21,047 --> 00:16:24,416
I can't stand it!
292
00:16:26,286 --> 00:16:29,154
Of course, money helped reduce the pain.
293
00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:33,692
But then, you know
When all the stores are closed...
294
00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:35,294
Who can I share it with?
295
00:16:35,295 --> 00:16:41,433
Bleh? No, not anymore
No more.
296
00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:43,635
Spanky wasn't worth it,
297
00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:46,705
Bleh, O.
He was special.
298
00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:48,807
What are you saying?
299
00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:52,678
Oh spanky,
I love it.
300
00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:59,018
Then, go to him.
301
00:16:59,019 --> 00:17:00,719
Ling ling of what we do
We knew it was wrong.
302
00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:03,488
I hope that with what we've done...
303
00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:06,258
...cute, cat-like, fortune cookie
We can take your heart.
304
00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:11,096
Ling-ling, seeing you here
There is a special war that demands it.
305
00:17:16,568 --> 00:17:19,503
Father! You have arrived.
306
00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:22,674
Yes, my war child. I am here.
307
00:17:33,086 --> 00:17:35,654
Of course, we have problems too.
308
00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:39,224
But in reality, in this house drawn together
309
00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:40,659
...there is love.
310
00:17:42,260 --> 00:17:45,595
You were here with the other losers, huh?
311
00:17:45,596 --> 00:17:47,595
On a bad TV show?
312
00:17:48,660 --> 00:17:51,595
Why is this room like this!
313
00:17:51,660 --> 00:17:54,595
Ling ling you brought shame to our family.
314
00:17:55,660 --> 00:17:58,595
Your father is disappointed in you.
315
00:17:59,660 --> 00:18:02,595
And to great disappointment.
316
00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:12,991
Okay Clara,
where is he?
317
00:18:12,992 --> 00:18:15,828
You're too late, captain thirty-one!
318
00:18:15,829 --> 00:18:18,630
He walked out the front door 2 minutes ago!
319
00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:21,066
You'll never catch him.
Never!
320
00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:24,903
I guess it's supposed to be like this.
321
00:18:24,904 --> 00:18:26,939
What comes easily, goes easily.
322
00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:28,807
We'll see, Clara.
323
00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:31,143
Wait! Damn,
I must try!
324
00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:36,448
Bleh!
Wait! I am coming!
325
00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:37,950
Dude, where have you been!
326
00:18:37,951 --> 00:18:39,518
Watch out, pig!
327
00:18:39,519 --> 00:18:41,086
Go get it buddy!
328
00:18:42,088 --> 00:18:43,355
Watch out, hot black girl!
329
00:18:43,356 --> 00:18:45,157
Go get it, man.
330
00:18:56,169 --> 00:18:57,770
Come on!
331
00:19:00,206 --> 00:19:05,444
Bleh! Bleh!
Bleh! Bleh!
332
00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:08,747
Bleh! Bleh, wait!
333
00:19:08,748 --> 00:19:11,350
Listen, I don't know what Clara told you,
334
00:19:11,351 --> 00:19:14,453
But I love you.
335
00:19:20,193 --> 00:19:22,127
"One of the 10 best of the year!"
336
00:19:22,128 --> 00:19:25,631
"Something you never expected"
It is presented to you in this way!”
337
00:19:25,632 --> 00:19:29,134
Yes, maybe it wouldn't work.
338
00:19:29,135 --> 00:19:31,637
I mean, we're different
We come from worlds.
339
00:19:31,638 --> 00:19:33,772
I come from the planet Zebulon...
340
00:19:33,773 --> 00:19:36,909
...and you say your mother got drunk while pregnant.
You come from a planet that has traveled.
341
00:19:36,910 --> 00:19:40,446
Farewell, honey.
342
00:19:44,984 --> 00:19:47,186
Yes! He �kissed� her!
343
00:19:47,187 --> 00:19:49,488
He �kissed� her!
344
00:19:49,489 --> 00:19:51,657
Ha ha! Ha ha!
345
00:19:51,658 --> 00:19:55,994
Bleh, with your dry mouth
You had sex on a TV show...
346
00:19:55,995 --> 00:19:59,264
...I think I owe you $50.
347
00:19:59,265 --> 00:20:02,801
$50! Yes!
348
00:20:02,802 --> 00:20:06,438
Ooh, yeah.
Who is your daddy?
349
00:20:06,439 --> 00:20:09,908
'the big one over there' and
I like this one here.
350
00:20:13,246 --> 00:20:14,880
Sam, goodbye!
437s
351
00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:16,048
Goodbye, Sam!
352
00:20:16,049 --> 00:20:18,150
Goodbye.
353
00:20:19,786 --> 00:20:21,854
Goodbye.
354
00:20:23,189 --> 00:20:24,823
Are you okay buddy?
355
00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:28,560
Will I ever be okay again?
I don't know.
356
00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:30,062
Yes, I'm sorry.
357
00:20:30,063 --> 00:20:32,031
Hey, go grab a beer...
358
00:20:32,032 --> 00:20:34,533
...to whomever it comes
Do you want to kiss?
359
00:20:34,534 --> 00:20:39,271
Not now spanky,
Not now.
360
00:20:43,543 --> 00:20:44,543
What about now?
361
00:20:44,544 --> 00:20:45,811
Yes, okay.
362
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Translated by: Ülker Kahveciler